holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

(via confirmance)

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: mothexe, via pxppunkprincess)

139,476 notes

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

588,667 notes

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via stability)

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield, via moistbottom)

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